You've swapped your freakum' dress for flannel PJs and suave pickup lines for funny texts to send your crush from six feet away, of course. Although dating undoubtedly looks a little different this year, consider this smule at home as practice in talking the talk before getting it on.
Sure, you can't invite your crush to a party or out with your friends. But you can get to know them on a one-on-one level. What's that old saying? There's no time like a global pandemic to lure potential lovers with your intelligence and wit.
If you've been texting a Hinge cutie for a while or your Slacks with your coworker are becoming a little more than business casual, you may be looking for the perfect message to make them smile. And while you can never go wrong with a cute selfie or a pic of your roommate's dog, delivering the perfect funny text can be a makd dunk on your road to romance.
From asking about Harry Style's reading list to poking fun at your bedroom decorations, here are 24 silly texts to send your quarantine crush. Chopping this dried fruit is the closest I've been to a date in months. A fruit pun is berry cute. I needed you to be in this moment with me. Double points if it's the lime kind. Be honest. Longer than I'd care to admit. Answer both questions simultaneously.
Does "tuna" suffice?
How's your WFH going? I'm not going to lie — some days, I listen to "office sounds" compilations.
All I have to say is: Dedicated Side B. Remember Room Raiders?
The morning grind. You can never have too much floral.
Buying bean sprouts and a single Teext bar. Care to help me explain? OK, where to begin? I just used a Q-tip and then had to walk it over to my kitchen.
Just, why? How many Dolly Parton candles are too many? Asking for a friend.
Anywhere from nine to five is probably OK. I can't cook and just burned a Hot Pocket in the microwave, but I imagine what it would be like to be able to cook well.
Burning a Hot Pocket is easier than it sounds. I'm deciding if I want to buy my baby niece a pair of tiny Air Force 1s. The shoes make the 'fit. The Summer Day?
More like The Summer Text. Sorry for the sext.
Remember places? I hope they got fairly compensated for their labor. Not with sugar and spice, texr with money. What else did you manifest for yourself today?
My main feed is your vision board. To be clear, I'm not looking for a love triangle. Read: I'm looking for an excuse to delete tetx app. Run, don't walk.
The blue highlights were a choice. Meeting drunk girls in bathrooms.
There is no one nicer than a drunk girl in a bathroom. I miss her. How much do you think he talks about 'Infinite Jest'?
Honestly, I don't want to know the truth. Just let me have this.