Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it. Ross: What?
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Chandler: Yeah, never cheat on Rachel. I wa-I was disgusted with myself, and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to frew her out of my apartment as fast as possible. Rachel: Whoa!!
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?! Ross hands Rachel back the newspaper, and she starts beating gaechel with it again. Ross: Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, rzechel meant nothing to me! Rachel: And yet she was worth jeopardising our relationship!! I thought we were broken up.
Rachel: We were on a break! Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. Texxt to me is a break-up. I thought our relationship was dead! Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake! Goes to open the door Monica: stopping him What, what are you doing? Joey: Why not?!
And to have to cat about it from Gunther!! Ross: Come on! Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet. I mean they have more important things to worry about. Rachel: All right. Would you have been able to forgive me? Ross: pause Yes I would. Ross: less sure Yes.
Rachel: You knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were Ross: covering his ears and screaming La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Okay, okay, yeah, I would have been devastated but, I would still want to be with you. Raehel like pizza.
Phoebe: We could eat the wax! Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.
Phoebe: No, not the used wax. Chandler: Because that would be crazy? Rachel: Fine. Ross: No anchovies. Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies. Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in raecchel sauce?
Rachel: Well, I should think so. You slept with someone. Long pause. Joey: You think I need a new walk? Chandler: What? Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room zex everybody takes notice. Chandler: Are you actually saying these words?
Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this?
Yeah, okay. Monica: Hey. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am. Phoebe: Yeah, y'know, people can be so self-involved. Rachel: That is neither here nor there. Ross: Okay, well here we are. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Do you wanna fight for us?
Or, do you wanna bail? We see Monica and Phoebe are almost tfxt tears. Rachel, I love you so much. He kisses her on her shoulder, then her neck, then the side of her face, then just before he kisses her on the lips Rachel: No Ross!! Ross: Okay, okay, okay. Rachel: softly I think you should go. Rachel: softly I really think you need to go now.
Ross: moving over to stand in front of her Okay, okay. Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know! Okay, takes a hold of one of her arms.
Both of them are starting to cry. Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist and, and Rachel: crying No. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever.
Pause Rachel: Then how come it is? Joey: Maybe she killed him?
They all wave good bye, and start to walk quietly out, as Monica goes and puts a blanket on Rachel. Joey starts walking all hunched over and bobbing his shoulders as he goes. Joey: whispering No, I really have to pee.